Random Jokes
Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Random Something Awful Jokes:


Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says 'Hey, how do you drive this thing?'

More sexist fun on International Women's day:
Three blondes were trapped on an island. During their exploration of the island, one of them stumbles across a lamp. So she rubs it and a genie pops out. "I will give you one wish each." said the genie.
So the first blonde asks to be 10% smarter so she can work out a way off the island. So the genie turns her into a redhead and she swims off the island.
The second blonde asks to be 20% smarter. So the genie turns her into brunette and she builds a raft out of logs and vines and sails off the island.
The last blonde goes all out and asks to be 100% smarter. So the genie turned her into a man and he crossed the bridge.

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